Tuesday, April 13, 2010

TiK ToK (Pokemon Remix)

Wake up in the mornin’ feelin’ like Ash Ketchum
Got my hat, I’m out the door, a pokemaster I’ll become
Before I leave, grab my pokeballs, and of course, my backpack
Cause when I leave for Viridian, I ain’t comin’ back
I’m talking ‘bout – catching a wild slowbro, bro
Maybe even a hypno, no
Look! It’s a dodrio, oh
Headbutt! I’m looking for pokemon in trees
Going to all the cities
Next, I’m gonna take on Mistyyyyy

Don’t stop, go machop
Loudred, blow your speakers up
Tonight, Imma fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the battling don’t stop, no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh (x2)

Ain’t got a care in the world, cause this noob’s using leer
Ain’t got no time for team rocket, cause I’m already here
And now these dudes are all confused cause my primape used swagger
And we kick em to the curb, don’t mean to seem like a bragger
I’m talking bout – KO-ing this croagunk, gunk
Now what? You’re sending out a skunk, skunk?
Could’ve sworn that you were battling drunk, drunk
Now, now – Blastoise, use water spout, spout
Don’t mess, we’ll shut you down, down
We will shut you down
We will shut you downnnnnn

Don’t stop, go machop
Loudred, blow your speakers up
Tonight, imma fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the battling don’t stop, no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh (x2)

I use bulk up,
Then break you down
Off to the next town
Then surf across the sea
With my piplup
With my piplup
With my piplupppppp

Now, the battle don’t start ‘til I walk in…

Don’t stop, go machop
Loudred, blow your speakers up
Tonight, imma fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the battling don’t stop, no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh (x2)

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Saturday, April 3, 2010

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Thursday, March 25, 2010

Jean L. Dumerlus
March 25, 2010
Creative Writing
Pd.6



One morning Stewie woke up from his deep sleep to see his damn mom cry for help. Stewie slowly walked to see what was wrong with his good for nothing happy family. Out of nowhere stewie saw a beautiful fire that surrounded his family but didn’t seem to care if his family lived or died at all. So stewie took a lighter and some oil and watched as his loving family burned and all that stewie did was laugh and walked away from his house and didn’t have any plans of turning back. People watched all that happened before stewie left his house and knew he was a ticking time bomb that was ready to set off. Soon after stewie left his cousin started to talk lots of crap about how he was emo and had dreams of dyeing and ruling the damn world. Stewie saw that he had to run away and use all of his anger to kill those who were going to turn him in for killing his family. Stewie found a guy named Joe that would help him hide out so no one would find him. So stewie paid Joe a hefty price and flew a plane and found him self in a deserted island. Stewie sonly found him self in a small abundant of food and there were no more fruits on the deserted island so stewie had to look for another source of food and shelter as he hided out form Bedsuty , New York. Stewie being the depressed teen that he was known to be had restless nights of all of the things that brought him up to this situation in his life. He never had a good birthday party and his parents never seemed to care if he had any problems in the world. Stewie felt like a prisoner spending five months in the hole. Cause all he was doing was contemplating on why he was given birth to a family that only saw him as one thing a mistake. Stewie always wished he was adopted because all of his life he had a strong desire that he never belonged to his family at all as if he was left in a basket that said treat me like garbage, don’t love me at all, and never show me any love for as long as I live on this god forsaken earth. Stewie spent the rest of his days on the island searching for some food he would only drink only water and didn’t feel like overdosing on the natural resource at all. After all of the searching stewie finally found a shelter that would be the perfect location for him. As stewie climbed up the peak he found a secluded cave that was just right for picking. Stewie began to think about the days when his annoying parents didn’t annoy him with all of their damn family events cause he knew he would snap if he spent quality times with his family for one more minute. Stewie only wanted one thing in his life and no one felt like if was going to make him something that would be respected for after his life. Stewie always wanted to become one of the greatest writers of his time and knew he had the skills to do just that simple goal. Stewie began writing poetry after he read Basketball Diaries that would change his whole life forever. Everyone in stewies class was focused on only one thing and that was Woodstock and during that time marijuana was around in every corner of the surface of the world. Stewie always believed that by taking marijuana would not help him become the writer that he dreamed to be so he stayed abstained from all of the narcotics that was around him in school and in home. As stewie would forge for food in the cave he found some inspiration to write about how the world was so corrupted in the seventies and he felt by writing it would not only relieve the truth but also release all of his anger that he’s been holding throughout the wretched sixteen years of his life. Soon three years have passed by and stewie had the balls to go California so he could have his dreams finally fulfilled. Stewie knew that this dream of his wouldn’t happen over night so stewie decided to contact a friend of his that was working in California and would help him become the writer that he was chosen to be. So when stewie contacted his friend he found out that he was on a financial problem and wouldn’t be able to get any help at all. Stewie was reluctant to give up and get a job as an employee at McDonalds, but soon after stewie hung up the phone stewie found a newspaper that needed a new writer that had the desire to go the distant length.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Judgement Day

I walk down a path that somehow feels so familiar. I feel a bit awkward but i know there is no turning back from what is about to come. I feel a bit estranged but i know I've got to do this. Damn going into this war I don't even know what I should expect to see. Well I see now that everyone in my crew is ready to massacre the competition but I'm not really sure about me. So i decide to take a short walk into the city and have flashbacks on what made me the man that i am today. I see the first time to when i broke a window to the first time that I became interested in writing but the best part of this flashback that i see is that all of the 16yrs that I've lived wasn't wasted one inch. Now i feel the sudden urge to walk into that warehouse and show all of those punks that i never lost my touch. So now the only question of the matter is if my flame can still burn as if each word that came out my mouth was a piece of a historical tablet in the universe.