Underdog

Damn why do people tell me that I will never amount to nothing on a daily basis. Don't they know that everyone shows up just to see the underdog in the competition. Ha! like i give a rats ass on what people have to say about me. I'm an underdog and underdogs never give up. Just like every underdog that walked on this earth I've got something to prove and i know its not to you it's to me. So watch me as i take each step into that damn coliseum and massacre each contender in the stadium. 5minutes later I'm the damn winner in this fight and i don't even care cause those rumors are dissolving faster than a pill in a soda. even though i am now victorious i am still defeated cause each match that i plan to compete in i will still be the underdog in the beginning and even in the end.

And the Winner is.......

Death is a new chance to start all over.

Hello bitches all around the world you thought I was dead but alas my story was never told. Bitch I'm Shredder and that bastard Batman are the Ninja Turtles. So Bruce here is your best shot and watch me fall. To bad cause I'm going to resurrect my self from hell and come back stronger than you would've even imagined. Yo bitch you better come with a force stronger than man. So come to this battle of bitter evil with the original Power Rangers, Spider man, Kim Possible,Al Bundy, The Justice League and for the hell of it call in Robin. Cause I'm pretty sure that Nighwing wants to brawl with me for the last time. Wait a minute you got a team known across the world but don't count me out yet cause I've got Lord Zedd, Rita, Mega and Proto man, Stewie, Bart, ha I've got the megazord bitches and even the green candle you bastard so Tommy is with me. I even got Chucky on my side you damn dumbasses. Now where the fuck is Mewtwo ,Invader Zim or even Xana cause I need some dark forces in the power of my hand.

Bartholomew JoJo "Bart" Simpson

Damn oppression wakes up and captures my dark soul. Who ever knew that one sip of beer would ruin my damn life. Now I'm waking up with bitter pain. Why was I ever born in such a fucked up family. All of those baboons are just laughing it up as their crazy antics just accelerate my flow to be more of a bad ass. Damn I wonder if they really know that my life sucks and even if they did I already know that they wouldn't even give a flying rats ass about me anyways. They got Maggi and Lisa and even Hugo get treated better than me and that bastard lives in the fucking attic. Now I'm forced to reek havoc and unwillingly cut my self in the darkest corners of this fucking damn world. Homer you damn bastard we both secretly knew that Flanders would be a better dad than you anyways and why the fuck did we go to therapy. Cause in the end of the day I became badder than ever you damn douche. So now as I take my knife and cut deep enough to painfully die I will finally be able to live the life that I have always wanted in hell. Oh yea every one in the damn Simpson family sleep with one eye bitches cause if I go to hell.You better believe I will drag you down with me as you damn posers as you fucking sleep.

Oh yea you damn punks can get bent and bitches Eat my Shorts!!!

Edd

Damn you both Ed and Eddy. Why did I ever think working with you two would actually benefit with my life. You both made me look like a fucking damn fool for the last time . I always wonder why I spent that afternoon making people believe that I was going to dye when I actually found out it was just a joke to Ed and Eddy. Damn I made my self look like a fool for the last time. Cause as I sit alone in my room in the dark cutting my self is the only way I could ever face my self in the end of the day. Fuck why the hell did I reduce to cutting my self when I had such a good life before this happened. I could have been a professional scientist and changed this damn retched world like they would ever give a damn in the end anyways. Now I screwed up big time cause i cut way to damn deep and my room has a red puddle and me as live bait for any damn cannibal that is on the hunt for some savoring fresh meat. But all is said and done cause as I lay in my coffin I can actually look back on my life and actually realize that my life just sucked. To bad I made my real friends sad and somehow made Ed and Eddy mad. Well the jokes on them cause they can spend their whole life on useless schemes while I sleep in peace.

Stripper

Damn I can't fall asleep in my coffin tonight. Cause seeing that young and innocent girl just makes me infuriated. I ponder this question that never escapes my mind. I can't stop wondering where is her father at this damn scary moment in her life. I just couldn't stand to hear that the drunk actually believed that his daughter was studying at her friends house. It's a damn shame what she has to learn as she strips just to see a lower point in her life. She went to school everyday trying to see if someone would help her sop this risky lifestyle but alas no one ever did help the girl. To bad no one gave her the time of day to begin with. I can tell she hates how her life is at the moment. Cause there isn't any moment in the day when she is alone she doesn't cry a river of pain. We both know that she really isn't paying for her tuition at all. Now her shift is now done and she wonders if she has the urge to stop stripping. It's a shame that she has to cry for hours and hours to come just so she can feel a little bit better about her life. Even though she knows her life is now never going to be the same for as long as she lives. I finally figure out something her mom died and she has lot all of her faith to care about her self. Well at least there is a bright side to all of this she never took her own life to make all of her pain go away.

Death

Damn look at all of those fucking bastards. Crying and sobbing like you actually cared about that bitch that died. I know not one of you actually gave a rats ass about my mom . Not even for an inch of your damn lives. Well don't feel sorry cause I never gave a damn about them either and I can sleep with the fact of all of you knowing that. It's a damn shame I have to be in a room full of hypocrites. To bad that none of you actually grew a pair. Since her death cause I'm the only one with the balls to actually dress in all red and feel no damn remorse for what I have done. While the rest of you bitches decide to listen to god and not your conscience and have the fucking urge to dress in all black. Trust me I'm not complaining cause your day will finally have your day to show your true colors. Now seriously look at your selves and you'll see that all the sins that you have acted upon are finally gonna bite you all in your sorry asses. But look on the bright side of all of this .Once I'm done talking at this eulogy all of you will finally die a peaceful death cause I'll be the only one laughing in the end of all of this.

Sick

Fuck you bitch with all of those damn lies that you just love to tell. Now let me fucking set the record straight like you even give a damn. I don't smoke nor do I condone in doing drugs. Bitch I just love to zone out of my retched life. Now I'm walking across town and seeing all of you damn happy bastards. Frolicking with some damn joy like the world is a happy place to actually live in. Before all of you damn bitches start saying shit about me that don't even add up save your damn breath cause I herd it all before. Now if you don't mind let me just run home and slam my bedroom door shut so I can finally escape from reality and let my subconscious take control of what I need to indulge in my life. You see I don't give a damn what you fucking have to say cause your just wasting some precious air that you will need in the next few years of your life. Just say it cause that's the only way you can actually live with your self right. Now please stop me if I caught you off guard. Drop dead and don't even bother me with your pointless lives again cause the next time you do I'm going to laugh as i blow your fucking brains out.